Kids These Days

So, one of my cousins very excitedly posted that two of her cousins had babies yesterday, one on each side of her family. The poor kids' names?

Talon River

Hayden Michael


Okay, I was not crazy about Hayden (our mutual new sobrino but considering which cousin it was, I'm not surprised. Afterall, her older boy's name is Justice and this cousin has always been a bit drama prone. But Talon River???

Either his mom reads way too many romance novels or she expects he will become a porn star. Poor kid is going to be saddled with the question, "Wait, are you serious?" for the rest of his life.

Ew.

The Status That Didn't Make it to FB

M C is going to change to remove the smell of defeat that clings to her work clothes.

FML

Goody Two Shoes

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


If someone says “Is this okay” you say?
Intuition - Jewel

What would best describe your personality?
Jump - Madonna

What do you like in a boy?
Mi Vida es Cantar – Celia Cruz

What is your life’s purpose?
Bliss – Tori Amos

What is your motto?
Cruel – Tori Amos

What do your friends think of you?
D.A.N.C.E. - Justice

What do you think about often?
Waiting for you - Seal

What is 2+2?
Torn - Creed

What do you think of your best friend?
Somersault – Zero 7

What is your life story?
Quimbara – Celia Cruz

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Sympathy – Jane’s Addiction

What do you think when you see the person you like?
Popular – Darren Hayes

What do your parents think of you?
Soul – Matchbox Twenty

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Something More – Train

What will they play at your funeral?
Lola’s Theme - Shapeshifters

What is your hobby/interest?
If I Fell – Evan Rachel Wood

What is your biggest secret?
Say I - Creed

What do you think of your friends?
Eyes Like Yours – Shakira

What is the worst thing that could happen?
Wake Up Alone – Amy Winehouse

How will you die?
She’s on Fire - Train

What is the one thing you regret?
Love on my Mind – The Freemasons

What makes you laugh?
It Doesn’t Really Matter – George Michael

What makes you cry?
Blue Skies – BT feat. Tori Amos

Will you ever get married?
The End – The Beatles

What scares you the most?
Last Dance – Sarah McLachlan

Does anyone like you?
Older – George Michael

If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Hallelujah – Jeff Buckley

What hurts right now?
Soul Free – George Michael

What will you post this as?
Goody Two Shoes – Adam Ant

Yahoo Astrology

Your communication requires greater finesse today -- and while you've certainly got the chops for it, you may not have the patience! Choose your words with care of stay entirely silent.

Ummm, this is interesting. Yeah, totally my day. Booo! Some days my Tuesdays really feel like Mondays.